As if you needed anymore proof God isn’t real: this man had to die, and yet Mike the Situation is alive and well. How the fuck is that fair?
it's funny how the unbearable thought of killing yourself can become so easily acceptable when it's happening slowly.
You can ask me questions; I'll attempt to give you an answer.
March 16, 2011
March 16, 2011
March 16, 2011
Steve Green: I wish I could sparkle like the Strong Arm Alchemist.
Amber Magness: I wish you could sparkle like that, too.
March 15, 2011
"I’m the Beethoven of daddy issues."
— Some girl I may or may not have gotten high with
March 15, 2011
Such is Life.
| Amber Magness: | Man, when do you ever get the chance to masturbate? |
| Amber Magness: | *voice in my head* "Don't say all night long. Don't say all night long." |
| Amber Magness: | lulz |
| Steve Green: | haha |
| Steve Green: | not often |
| Steve Green: | and it kind of sucks |
| Amber Magness: | That does suck. |
| Amber Magness: | Orgasms are good for your skin |
| Steve Green: | oh well |
| Steve Green: | such is life |
| Steve Green: | i am doomed to a life of sexual repression and frustration |
| Steve Green: | and bad skin |
March 15, 2011
The Moar You Know: The Friend Zone
Thank Jesus THE ONE TRUE GOD, ALLAH, for Encyclopedia Dramatica. I think that every day I am going to link to a different (and enlightening) ED article, so that you retards can learn some shits about life and the interwebz.
Day One: The Friend Zone.
Read more to find out why this zone is awesome NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE.
March 15, 2011
OH MY GOD!!!
They’re eating her, and then they’re going to eat me…
(Source: encyclopediadramatica.com)
March 15, 2011
pete yorn - for nancy
So take your lessons hard and stay with him.
When your car crash comes, don’t be misled.
Convince yourself that everything is alright,
‘Cos it already is
‘Cos it already is
March 14, 2011
Mondays Are Make-Out Nights
| Steve Green: | I think I’m still gonna come over tonight. |
| Steve Green: | If that’s cool. |
| Amber Magness: | Okay, cool. I’ll get that waiver drawn up |
| Amber Magness: | XD |
| Amber Magness: | It really is an “at your own risk” thing. |
| Steve Green: | I know |
| Steve Green: | I’m not worried |
| Amber Magness: | Haha, cool. |
| Steve Green: | Just no making out tonight |
| Steve Green: | That’s how diseases spread |
| Amber Magness: | Damn. Mondays are make-out nights. |
| Steve Green: | I KNOW |
| Amber Magness: | Does this apply to you and Brian, too? Cause I know he was really looking forward to it. |
| Steve Green: | No. |
| Steve Green: | We're still good |
| via Ambro |
March 14, 2011
Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Rewrite
last night, amber and i finally made it to the final theme song change on fullmetal alchemist, which i had been eagerly awaiting since we started watching the episodes a few weeks ago.