March 23, 2011

bomb the music industry! - syke! life is awesome!

So I’ll complain for the next ten years, and after that we’ll go drink beers until the bar runs out of beers and prepare for the next twenty-three years. 

March 18, 2011
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world’s one and only truth."

— Alphonse Elric on equivalent exchange

March 17, 2011

her space holiday - my girlfriend’s boyfriend

now the writers can say, “we were right all along. you can’t make someone love you with a song.”

March 17, 2011

belle and sebastian - get me away from here, i’m dying

“It is mightier than swords. I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words.”

March 17, 2011
Steve Green: I wish I could sparkle like Edward from Twilight. 
Amber Magness: I’m glad you don’t sparkle like Edward from Twilight.

Steve Green: I wish I could sparkle like Edward from Twilight. 

Amber Magness: I’m glad you don’t sparkle like Edward from Twilight.

March 17, 2011

dropkick murphys - kiss me, i’m shitfaced

i’m starting off my st. patrick’s day festivities right: i’m listening to dropkick, and i just drank a cup of coffee with jameson in it. 

I’m a pitiful sight, and I ain’t all that bright 
I’m definitely not chiseled from stone 
I’m a cheat and a liar, no woman’s desire 
I’ll probably die cold and alone 

But just give me a chance, ‘cause deep down inside 
I swear I got a big heart of gold 
I’m a monogamous man, no more one night stands 
Come on, honey, let me take you home 

March 16, 2011
The Moar You Know: The Comprehensive Guide to Being a Party Animal

Okay, you basement-dwelling retards, it’s that time again.  The second article in our The Moar You Know series is one that you can probably definitely learn some shit from.  

We all know that you’re a pathetic piece of shit who needs step-by-step instructions on how to approach life, so today, we present you with The Comprehensive Guide to Being a Party Animal

Learn from this, for the love of God.  Get out there, hit the motherfucking gym and become a GODDAMN CHAMPION

March 16, 2011
"Listen close to everybody’s heart, and hear that breaking sound. Hopes and dreams are shattering apart, and crashing to the ground. I cannot believe my eyes, how the world’s filled with filth and lies. But it’s plain to see, evil inside of me is on the rise."

— Dr. Horrible, My Eyes

(Source: drhorrible.com)

March 16, 2011

new found glory - don’t let her pull you down

you made him feel so wanted 
you make him feel that there is 
nothing more beyond your door 
you may say that you love him 

now tell me what the love shit’s for

March 16, 2011

new found glory - saints and sailors

i’m wandering this house like i never wanted out, and this is about as social as i get now.  and i’m throwing away the letters that i am writing you ‘cause they would never do. i would never do. never.