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“Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To...”
– Alphonse Elric on equivalent exchange
The Moar You Know: The Comprehensive Guide to... →
Okay, you basement-dwelling retards, it’s that time again. The second article in our The Moar You Know series is one that you can probably definitely learn some shit from.
We all know that you’re a pathetic piece of shit who needs step-by-step instructions on how to approach life, so today, we present you with The Comprehensive Guide to Being a Party Animal.
Learn from this, for...
“Listen close to everybody’s heart, and hear that breaking sound. Hopes and...”
– Dr. Horrible, My Eyes
“Billions and billions.”
– Carl Sagan
“I’m the Beethoven of daddy issues.”
– Some girl I may or may not have gotten high with
Such is Life.
Amber Magness: Man, when do you ever get the chance to masturbate?
Amber Magness: *voice in my head* "Don't say all night long. Don't say all night long."
Amber Magness: lulz
Steve Green: haha
Steve Green: not often
Steve Green: and it kind of sucks
Amber Magness: That does suck.
Amber Magness: Orgasms are good for your skin
Steve Green: oh well
Steve Green: such is life
Steve Green: i am doomed to a life of sexual repression and frustration
Steve Green: and bad skin
The Moar You Know: The Friend Zone →
Thank Jesus THE ONE TRUE GOD, ALLAH, for Encyclopedia Dramatica. I think that every day I am going to link to a different (and enlightening) ED article, so that you retards can learn some shits about life and the interwebz.
Day One: The Friend Zone.
Read more to find out why this zone is awesome NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE.
OH MY GOD!!!
They’re eating her, and then they’re going to eat me…
Mondays Are Make-Out Nights
Steve Green: I think I’m still gonna come over tonight.
Steve Green: If that’s cool.
Amber Magness: Okay, cool. I’ll get that waiver drawn up
Amber Magness: XD
Amber Magness: It really is an “at your own risk” thing.
Steve Green: I know
Steve Green: I’m not worried
Amber Magness: Haha, cool.
Steve Green: Just no making out tonight
Steve Green: That’s how diseases spread
Amber Magness: Damn. Mondays are make-out nights.
Steve Green: I KNOW
Amber Magness: Does this apply to you and Brian, too? Cause I know he was really looking forward to it.
Steve Green: No.
Steve Green: We're still good
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“You know what I like about rich kids? [punches Luke] Nothing.”
– Ryan Atwood, The OC
Anonymous asked: Why are there two?
“Reality depresses me. I need to find these beautiful worlds and escape in them.”
– Noel Fielding of The Mighty Boosh
July 2009
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“can you bend this?! i can totally bend this! FUCK YEAH! I LOVE TO BEND SHIT!!!”
– tim green
“nah, bitch. i’m talkin’ about motherfuckin’ falco and shit.”
– jimmy pop, circa 2000 source that shit
the long, hard road out of hell.
my friend chris just started a tumblr, so i thought i’d give it a try. seems (like chris says) to be a nice medium between twitter and a full-blown blog. i’ve been retarded lazy lately, so i haven’t wanted to fix my main blog (link works, but website sucks). this should give me a place to write some stuff that is a little over 140 characters. not that anyone cares. i’m...